Germany launches controversial return program for Afghans

MOBILE, AL – Police have arrested 38-year-old Hiawatha Robinson, accusing him of killing his 8-year-old daughter while engaged in the act of sodomy.He apparently hadn’t calmed down any in the time it took for the police to get there. Snyder reportedly threatened one of the arresting officers, telling him, “I live in the district. I’m going to kill your ass – you can’t lock me up forever.” He then asked the officer if he wanted some AIDS and spat on him. […]

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Backgrounder: U.S. major shooting incidents during Obama's administration

Los Angeles, CA – Mayra Gonzalez’s daughter is probably wrestling with her plans for the rapidly-approaching annual celebration of Mother’s Day, since hers reportedly gave birth to her boyfriend’s son six weeks ago. Gonzalez, 32 years old and now a mother of three, was arrested Thursday and has been charged with six felony counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor under 16 and two felony counts of oral copulation with a minor under 18.

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Waiting for the wind: Severe smog blankets Beijing

Anderson, IN The citizens of a southern Indiana county are breathing a collective sigh of relief that Republican Councilman David McCartney is (still) on the job. This after McCartney revealed that a string of sexually explicit emails he sent to a female colleague were part of a ruse he devised to expose corruption.Let this be a lesson to anyone out there using the quasi anonymity of the internet to be a supreme asshole like this guy. If its not legal in person, its not legal on the internet, either.

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Rural schools face food safety risks

When she woke again at about 9:00 a.m., she said she found the word “hoe” etched into her chest right above her sternum and the box cutter was nowhere to be found. She also had a bump on her forehead and cheek, and scratches on her face. Her clothing was torn and she believes she may have been raped. A rape exam was performed and police are awaiting the lab results. Motel manager Grover Clawson said room 140, where the attack supposedly happened, showed no signs of a struggle. “The room did not have nothing out of order,” he said. “No sign of a struggle. No blood.” He also told police the man who rented the room returned the key hours before the alleged attack.Police learned of the shooting after the two girls told an officer that there had been a shooting at their home. They told the officer that her older brother had beaten her up earlier in the day.

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China's registered volunteers exceed 28 mln

You watch that shit, right? Weins doesn’t give two shits that he currently looks like Skeletor. He simply grows facial hair, throws on a slick hat and then does push-ups for the camera. I dig the guy and I hope the facial transplant is a success, even though I don’t think he will look as cool as he does now. But I can imagine not feeling your face, no matter how fucked up it looks, has to be maddening. If you know anyone on Facebook who spends weeks whining publicly about superficial ailments, you should post this link on their Wall. […]

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Suicide bombing kills 7 in S. Afghanistan

First off, it is not a political thriller. It’s a missing person mystery with some political elements. .For those of you whose eyes glaze over at the mere mention of computers in your fiction, you’ll be happy to know the hacking portions are handled in a realistic, informative fashion and are not the focus of the story.Sorry to ruin your Monday morning with this heinous story, but it’s what I do. I’ll try to lighten things up a bit with some rape and murder. […]

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Xinjiang to build 9 new airports in 2017

An undercover agent targeted Yaron Segal due to his frequent appearance in chat rooms featuring terms like “childslavesex” and “ChildRapeTortureBrutality.” According to an arrest affidavit, investigators traced his handle “ruthlessmale” to New Haven, Connecticut, then to Cambridge, and then to Segal.

8-page comic book Season’s Greetings by Miran Kim
A Sam Halloween mask
A Sticker book containing Mr. Wilson’s Hydroflouric Acid and Arsenic labels as well as the Chubby Bear, Hollie-ho and Lhotka’s candy wrappers, some early Sam drawings, and a few body parts
6 post cards featuring original artword by Dougherty
12-page book of costume sketches by the film’s costume designer, Trish Keating
3 pumpkin stencils you can use to carve your Trick ‘r Treat jack-o-lantern
A replica of original the movie poster by Breehn Burns

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